For fun, here are a few of the best posts:
- On watching a Celtics game last season: Why did Doc Rivers get a technical foul? He's just the coach.
- I'm a bad driver, I can't see curbs.
- They look like they're on a small raft adrift on a sea of rug
- Seriously! I've never kicked a football myself, but I feel like a kicker should never miss a field goal. Its his only job. Its all he has to do.
- On our College Foootball Pickem League results this week: how am I losing to my dad?! He isn't even home, he's out hunting.
- On the song 'Where are you Christmas': it's on December 25th, same as always!
- While playing WII Golf: where else on a golf course can you enjoy some sweet and sour meatballs?
- On Matt playing in a free fantasy basketball league: you should not be wasting your talents on non paying fantasy sports leagues.
- Tonight, we eat these meatballs in honor of Paul Pierce.
- On all Matt's junk email: sounds like a waste of electronic paper.
- You know what would have really sucked? Being a caveman.
- On Matt suggesting shaving his chest: No! I love your hairy chest. It's sexy like Burt Reynolds used to be.
- On watching 'Mysteries at the Museam' about a message in a bottle from the civil war written in code (in a southern hick accent): what if they decoded it and it read: Dearest Martha, The war is almost over. I am looking forward to your chicken pot pie. Love, Hewie.
- I wish it was sexy to have hairy legs.
- On going to shoot guns: I need to squeeze off a few rounds.
- On the commercial where Paul Pierce is sitting in the rafters of the Boston Garden: is it really safe for him to be up there during the conference finals?
- On the ship named USS Bonhomme Richard: What a stupid name. They should have named it something cool like USS Bone Crusher.
- On taking away Halloween pixie sticks: Why? Who would waste their coke on a bunch of little kids?
- Ohh it doesn't even take that long to boil water in the microwave.
- On eating lobster: I don't know if I'm mature enough to eat this.
- Seems strange that we have a national holiday for dead everyone.
- I didn't see "Top Gun" but I did see "Hot Shots" and that's pretty much the same thing.
- I'm not picky when it comes to driving a car. I'd drive that car, or that car, or that cop car.
- What a dumb rule. As a fan, I want to see excessive celebration.
- On eating spaghetti with ground turkey instead of beef: why would you want to ruin something so beautiful? It's like if I took you out to a nice dinner but I'd drawn a mustache on you.
- After thanking him for the Valentines flowers with cherry blossoms mixed in: I don't know what
that is. [It's the only thing in the vase that isn't a rose, looks like a
branch from a cherry tree...] Baby, I'm a man. You're lucky I know what
a rose is.
- On the garden: I wish we could grow bacon, ...or pizza.
- In response to a college football question: No. Well, uhh, yeh. Umm maybe, I'm not sure. [That's every possible answer.] I got so excited that you asked a football question...
- On the Steelers' throwback uniforms: they look like bumblebees, in prison.
- Your sex appeal just slaps me in the face every time I see you.
- I do pay attention but then some sports knowledge comes along and bumps that right out...
- I've been screwed by sex at work before. ... Wait, that came out wrong.
- After suggesting he snack on a fruit cup: I said I'm hungry; I need meat.
- You smell like a sexy fruit rollup.
- After joking about taking another trip to Egypt and asking how he would stop me: I would call the airport and say you're a terrorist; that's how much I love you.
- Wait, are these hummus beans on my salad?!
- Why do you keep calling his baby food 'lentils? [Because he's eating lentils right now.] I'm just gonna start calling all his frozen baby food 'lentils.'
